Thursday 17 March 2016

Tarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chasmah - Episode 1

Mumbai sahar mai stith hai ek society......

Jiska naam hai Gokuldham Co. Society.

Gokuldham society mai entry karte hi ek dukan hai jiska naam hai all in one genral store ye dukan abdul bhai chalte hai. 

Ab chalte hai society me yeh ek bhaut hi sunder society hai aur yha 5 wings hai aur haar wing mai alag alag religion ke log rhete hai like gurati family,  marathi family, bangali etc. To shuru karte hai wing A se iske first floor mai par rahete hai krishnan iyer or unki wife babita iyer. 

Krishnan iyer south indian hai or ek dum kale hai or usse bilkul hi alag unki wife hai babita iyer jho ki bangali hai aur ek dum gori jaise safed rasgulla hota hai pata nhi iss kale ko gori kaise mil gayi. 

Inhi ke flat ke upper popatlala rahete hai aur abhi tak kuware hai. 

B wing ke gf par metha family hai yha sirf tarak metha or anjali metha rahte hai. 

Inhi ke flat ke upper hai gada family yhe gujrati family hai yha jethalal champak lala gada apne pitaji or biwi baccho ke sasth rhete hai inki nazar hamesha babita par rheti hai, inke pitaji champak lal jyanti lal gada hai. Jethalal ki wife garba queen ke naam se famous hai daya gada or inka ek beta hai tependra gada. 

C wing ki taraf cahlte hai wha atamaram bhide unki wife madhavi bhide or uski beti sonu bhide rhate hai 

Ussi ke brabar mai sodhi family hai roshan singh sodhi, uski wife roshan or beta gogi. 

Unke niche wale floor par hathi family dr hans raj haathi, wife komal haathi or unka beta goli. 

Yha sab kuch theek chal rha tha or bacho ka school ka last day tha. Shaam ka time hota hai saare gents abdul shop par soda pe rahe hote or ladies comound mai beith kar baate kar rahi hoti hai ki tabhi tapu sena aati hai aur bolti hai ki humhume ghumne jana hai vacation mai. Tabhi saare gents atte hai aur peeche se mana kar deta hai ki koi kahi gumne nhi jayega, aur sare bache zid karne lagte hai tabhi babuji bolte hai chup hojayo tapu sena mai dekhta hu. 

Bapuji : (jethalal se )jetiyaaa 

jetha : ji bapuji. 

Bapuji:  tu sab logo ki bhuj ki ticket book karwale hum sab ghumne jayenge

jethalal: par bapuji hum sab ko bahut kaam hai or aise achanak kaise kahi bahaar ghumne ja sakte hai........

mehta: ha Chacha ji hum sabko bahut kaam hai hum baad me jayege 

bapuji: mai samajhta hu mehtaa beta pr yeh tappu sena ki chutti hai or yeh samay hai jub hum inhe ghumane le ja sakte hai or baad me tho yeh school or padhai me busy ho jate hai or tum logo ka kaam kabhi khatam nhi hota hai......

mehta:Chacha ji aap theek keh rhe hai yeh baat tho humne Sochi hi nhi thi hum sab ghumne jayege ab

jethalal:pr tappu hum ghumne jaa rhe hai tho waha koi bhi sharrart nhi krna......

tappu:don't worry papa tappu sena koi sharart nhi kregi........

Jethalal bagha ko bol kr sabhi ki train ki tickets niklwa deta hai. Sabo ko kal 3bje ki train se nikalna tha thi sab apne apne ghar jakar tayiaari karne lagte hai. 

Next morning jethalal balcony mai khade hokar surye devta ko jal chadate hai ki samne unki nazar padti hai wha babita khadi hoti hai Babita ke bade bade chuche ek red T-shirt ke andar qaid they Jo aajadi ke liye betaab they Babita apni Badi gand ko cycle ki seat PR rakh kr bethi hui thi or exercise kr rhi thi jis wajah she uski Badi Badi chuchiya hill rhi thi jisse dekh jethalal ka lund khada hojata hai or jethalal Mann hi Mann Babita ke chucho ko chusne ki kalpna krne lgta hai...

jethalal: gm babita ji

babita: gm jethaji. 

Jethalal: aaj tho aap bhaut sexy lag rahe ho

babita :kya jethaji aap bhi 

babita bhi janti thi ki jethalal uske upper apni jaan chidakta hai par wo bhi mazze lene mai peeche nhi hatthi hai or uski nazar jethalal ki pent par jati hai jaha pr jethalal ka Lund khada hua tha or babita usse dekh kar ek naughty smile pass karti hai. 

Jethalal : Babita ji ho gayi saari tayiaari

babita:  ha hogayi apki ho gayi jetha ji

jethalal:  hamari bhi hogayi 

ab Babita ke dimaag me ek shaitani aati hai  WO cycle se utarti hai babita ek harkat karti or wo thoda jhuk kar khadi hojati hai jisse babita ke bde bde chuche aadhe change  T-shirt me she saaf dikhai dene late hai jisko dekh jethalal or pagal hojata hai uski ankho me chamak aa jati hai or dil bahut teji she dhadakne lgta hai  phir babita ander jane lagti hai par jate hue jethalal ko uski pent ki or ishara karti hai jethalal nicche dekhta or hasne lagta hai Babita bye bol kr chli jti hai or phir jethalal bhi ander chala jata hai. 


Dhoper sab compond mai jate hai PR jethalal abhi tak nhi aaya tha

bhide:mehta sahab yeh jethalala kaha ruk gya hai train ka time hone wala hai

mehta:tum tention mt lo bhide jethalal aata hi hoga

bhide:kya aata hoga mehta sahab..........yeh jethalal kabhi time pe nhi aata hai 

iyer:sahi kaha tumne bhide yeh jethalal me tho koi responsiblity naam ki cheej hi nhi hai isko tho society se bahar nikaal dena chahiye

sodhi:oye iyer idli kya tu bhi itni si baat pr faltu ki baat kr rha hai 

mehta:ha iyer kya tum bhi yeh kaisi baat kr rhe ho ki society se nikaal dena chahiye yeh koi baat hui

tabhi jethalal apni family ke sath niche compound me aata hai or mehta sahab ki baat ko sun kr puchta hai

jethalal:kya hua mehta sahab kya kiya iyer bhai ne

mehta:kuch nhi bhai tum batao itni der kyu lga di 

jethalal:wo bapuji thoda fresh hone gye they pr yeh iyer bhai kisko nikalne ki baat keh rhe they 

mehta:wowwwww jethalal kkkuch nhiii

sodhi:are jethapra yeh iyer tujhe society se bahar nikalne ki baat kr rha tha 

daya:heeeeeema mata ji

jethalal:chup kr tu daya or iyer bhai ye kya bol rhe they aap  ki mujhe society se bahar nikal dena chahi aap mai kuch akal bakal hai ki nhi kaise scientis ho aap dekhiye babita ji yeh iyer bhai kya bol rhe hai......

babita:iyer tum yeh kya bol rhe ho shame on u iyer 

iyer:babita mai tho......

babita:mujhe kuch nhi sunna hai iyer tum abhi ki abhi jethalal se maffi mango samjhe

iyer apni sada sa muh banate hue 

iyer:sorry jethalal

babita:sorry jethaji please iyer ko maaf kr dijiye please

jethalal:arre nhi nhi babita ji aap kyu sorry bol rhi ho aapne tho kuch kaha nhi or aap kehti tho bhi mujhe bura nhi lgta hai 

babita{muskurate hue}:u r so sweet jetha ji

bhide:ab chalo bhi sab log bahut der ho gai hai bhai

mehta:haa chalo bhai sab

phir sabhi log taxi me beth jate hai or station ki taraf nikal jate hai. Station pauch kar sab train mai jakar apni seat pr lelete hai par yha ek gadbad hoti hai yha 4seat 1ac mai confirmed hoti hai baki seat 2ac mai hoti hai. 1ac mai jinki seat confirm hui thi wo the jethalal babita madhavi or tarak yhe charo 1ac mai jakar beith jate hai.

 2ac mai log iss praker beith the hai. Kyoki tickets waiting mai thi isliye saari seating ulti sidhi hogayi thi. 


1ac ke 1st compartment mai jethalal or babita hote hai babita change karke atti hai aur kya gazab lag rahi thi nighty mai wo sirf uske jangh tak hoti hai uski poori legs jethalal dekh paa rha jisse dekh jethalal ka lund kadha hojata hai aur  usne pajame ke ander underwear bhi nhi phena hota jisse jethalal ka lund babita arram se dekh parahi thi aur mazze le rahi thi idher babita garam hone lagti hai or jethalal apna ek haath babita ke thigs par rakke selane lagta hai or babita bina virodh kiye apni akke band karke mazze lene lagti hai idher jethalal ki himmat bad jati or apna haath babita ke ander lejata hai or uski chut ko zor se masalne lagta ki achanak babita apni akne kholti hai or jethalal ki taraf dekhti hai jise jethalal ki fat jati hai or apna jhat se bhar nikal leta hai

jethalal: sorry babitaji mai apko ke dekh kar apna hosh ko beitha sorry babitaji

babita:saram aani chahiye jetha ji aap yeh kya kr rhe they 

jethalal:babita ji sorry mujhe maaf kr dijiye mujhe galti ho gai please mujhe maaf kr dijiye

babita:mujhe aap se ab koi baat nhi krni hai samjhe aap


babita gusse me apni Berth pr so jati hai or bechara jethalal apna udaas muh liye apni berth pr let jata hai 
jethalal man hi man bahut gussa ho rha tha or soch rha tha ki yeh sab kaise ho gya aaj meri galti ki wajah se babita ji naraj ho gai hai mujhse, ab kya kru, kahi yeh baat kisi or ko bata di babita ji ne tho mai tho mar jauga, nhi nhi mai abhi babita ji se baat krta hu, nhi nhi kal babita ji se baat kruga abhi wo gusse me hai

phir jethalal apni uss ugli ko apne muh me lekar chusne lagta hai jisme kuch der babita ki kamsin chut ka raseela pani lga hua tha jethalal uss ungli ko chuste hue babita ji ko yaad krte hue so jata hai

 Ab inko yha rokhte hai aur chale hai 2nd compartment mai yha tarak or madhavi hai madhvi kapde change krke ek blue night gown me aati hai tho tarak dekhta hi reh jata hai 
madhvi ke bade bade chucho ke ubhaar night gown me se saaf dikh rhe they or madhvi ki raseeli jwani uski gand se saaf pata chal rhi thi 

tarak :madhvi bhabhi aap tho bahut sundar lg rhi ho jaise koi apsra aaj jameen pr utar aai ho

madhvi(sarmate hue):kya aap bhi mehta sahab 

mehta:sach bol rha hu madhvi bhabhi aap tho kamaal ho or aapki yeh sharmaane ki adaa hi tho hai jisne bhide ko aapka deewana bna rakha hai

madhvi:sach me mehta sahab kya mai itni sundar lag rhi hu

mehta madhvi ko apni taraf kheech leta hai or madhvi ke gaalo pr apna hath pherne lagta hai madhvi madhosh hone lagti hai 

tarak:aap kitni sundar ho wo mai aaj aapko batata hu

tarak madhvi ke raseele gulabi hotho pr apne hoth rakh deta hai or madhvi ke raseele hotho ka raspaan krne lgta hai dono ek dusre ko kiss kar rahe hote hai or tarak madhavi ke boobs daba rha hota hai dono ke jism me aag bhadakne lagti hai madhvi garam garam sanse lene lagti hai phir dono apne kapde utrar the hai tarak madhvi ke bade bade chucho ko chusne lagta hai or madhvi ke chucho ko maaalne lagta hai madhvi ke muh se aaaaaaaaahhhhh isssssssissssaassss ki awaze aane lagti hai

madhvi tarak ka bade lund ko dekh bahut khush ho jati hai or phir madavi tarak ka lund apne muh mai lekar choosne lagti hai tarak madhvi ke gulabi hotho ke beech apne lund ko teji se andar bahar krne lagta hai or madhvi ke muh ki jabarsast chudai ke baad  tarak apna lund madhvi ke muh se nikalta hai

tarak:madhvi bhabhi mai aapki pehle gand maaruga

madhvi:nhi mehta sahab maine kabhi gand nhi mrwai hai

tarak:kuch nhi hoga madhvi bhabhi aap daro mat bahut majaa aayega

mehta madhvi ko ghodi bana kr madhvi ki chikni gand pr kiss krne lagta hai or phir mhadvi ke gand ke gulabi chote se ched pr apna mota sa lund tika deta hai madhvi darne lagti hai or tarak ek jor se jhatka lagata hai or madhvi ki gand ke chote se ched me apna lund ghusa deta hai madhvi dard se cheekhne lagti hai pr tarak ko tho madhvi ki tight gand me apna lund ghusane me bahut majaa aa raha tha wo madhvj ki gand  mai lund daal kr chudai krne lagta hai aur uski gand marna chalu karta hai or phir 5min baad apna lund nikaalta hai 

madhvi ki gulabi chut pr apni jeebh rakh kr chatne lagta hai madhvi jor jor se aaaaahhhhhshhhhihhsd ahhjishhhha siskariya lene lagti hai tarak phir apna lund uski chut mai dalta hai aur uski chut marne lagta hai inki chudai kareeb 10min tak chalti hai or tarak apna pani madhavi ki chut mai dal deta hai aur dono apne kapde phenkar soo jate hai....

To Be Continued......

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